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My attitude last night was “fuck all the men”. I flipped off anyone who even looked at my home girl. Told every guy I hate dick and got wasted. I think I need a break from drinking for a while.

*opens bottle of wine* soooooo?

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Legend Of Zelda Hyrule Coffee Mug

Throughout his adventures, Link somehow managed to stay energized without the aid of a restful sleep. His secret is now revealed. Holding 11oz in fluid, this coffee mug features a spin-off of the popular Starbucks symbol, with the words “Hyrule Coffee.” Perfect for any adventuring Hyrulian. Sold on Etsy.

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              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

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